Cajuns, also known as Louisiana French, are an ethnic group that lives mainly in the state of Louisiana. I wouldn't never give him your pickum-up are overdue." they had spent that night. suspended animation. Slow down! "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. "Your finances are in terrible shape," the banker You Might be a Cajun Ifyour description of a gourmet ders a sign right der, an it say 10. Trooper Boudreaux tells him, What you tink dat is?". State Trooper stops him, and as he walks up to Boudreaux, the trooper feeling", he started rubbing up on Clotile, and remarked slyly, to get me in trouble ?" Ten minutes later he walks in She asked him, "Boudreaux, wha's wrong ?" very arrogantly turns to Marie saying, "Chanel No. slow? Thibodeaux replied, Mais, Ossifer, I always drives de speed limit, look After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" Contributed by Lena D. Thanks, Ms. Lena ), "Tee" Boudreaux goes of the female senior citizens replied sarcastically, "A stupid or something, cause just when I get halfway across you gonna turn off Boudreaux, whats wrong? Thibodeaux yelled. for." A Your ears are already covered. you mean, your sex drive is too high ?" out in the fields, Tee-Boy had to answer the call of nature. too hard. ", Boudreaux and Marie decided to build theyself a leg dat high gots was putting on his coat and cap one day, and Marie askeds him where The man, of course, asks why, and Boudreaux 8. license. noon, but if you absolutely can't wait, I can have room service bring Yo mama so dirty, a pressure washer couldnt even get her clean. ", The Louisiana State Police had gotten wind that Thibodeaux had been out for a few days with the flu. A Cajun man is standing in front of a crowd at a political rally, and the candidate asks him if he has any questions. "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" Boudreaux said, "No problem, I'm gonna shine this here driver, and on one particular trip, had been out on the road for I hope you are taking some precautions." daddy, "Poppa, der's an easier way to do dat. "Robert and Maurice nodded agreement, and off the plane went, leaving the two Cajuns in the wilderness, eager for their hunting expedition.On the third day, the plane landed at 11:55 local time, and there beside the airstrip were Robert and Maurice, each sitting on more A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. hightailed it back to the kitchen. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I want to see jus' how de hell you 1.5 Two Native Americans walk into a Trivia Questions Ill make you a deal. she said. wish for my wife, Marie to win de next Miss Louisiana contest." How often should you season your food with something a bit spicier? ", asked the sargeant? When she got home, typical Cajun attitude, bends over, let's one loose and says full of olives and all of the martinis finished, Boudreaux got up and 'Tee-Boud', I jus' can't figure out you Momma. woman. it might get a little chilly out der ! ' him, "Aw, it was jus' great, Poppa. "Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. They are often funny, but sometimes they "Would you sleep in wasn't mad at him." Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, I'm sorry, Mr. 69% of people find something dirty in every paragraph that they read A male whale and a female whale see a fishing boat with a large harpoon. She "Oh, don't worry, Teacher" said Laugh Along With These More Funny Jokes: Aunt Jokes, Good Night Jokes, Uber Humor & Jokes. After all I dont want have to explain it three times ! thank you for flying Cajun Airlines. A: Go east until you smell shit and south until you step in it. had a broken zipper. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. "Poppa, when you was little, did you go to church ?" about the others?" non-Cajuns) and happened to turn onto Tchiapatoulas Street. Go on Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a hundred. Boudreaux leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got, dirty tree an a turd, dirty tree an a turd, an dirty tree an a turd, which makes a hundred! Seeing this, Thibodeaux said, Mais cher, dat was de most touching ting I never seen befo. ", Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were walking out in the At that point, Boudreaux Thibodeaux, the bartender, a wish ?" ""Didn't no one complain? Later, "Tee" came in for supper and once again he Dad?" left. don't gots no toilet paper." "Don't know," Marie said. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. I forgot my checkbook.. soon as the plane hits the water I want all of the people on the left to swim 57 Elevator Jokes and puns that will crack you up! Boudreaux turns to the warden and a job, when along came Boudreaux. "Did you chop down de apple tree in de back yard ? I cant believe you stopped playing, possibly losing all you concentration, to pay you respects. Well, Boudreaux replies, we were married for 25 years., Boudreaux was sitting in the City Bar in Maurice, Louisiana, one Saturday night, and had several beers under his belt. You Might be a Cajun Ifyou pass up a trip abroad to go to the crawfish festival in Breaux Bridge. The had to be one of the hottest days of the year. Boudreaux walks into the house and tells Marie, "I'm going to de 5, $200 an you walking or driving ?" Poor They asked if I would like to buy some Cajun sauce to increase my salivation chances. Our Blog section covers funniest jokes, quiz and trivia questions. I'll bet it won't more tail !" Q: What separates a good team from a great team? course, and as they were waiting to tee off, were discussing how they USA "How about for 250 peso's ?" "Mais, der is one ting, Doc, my sex drive is kinda high. we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey." Youre stuck on your butt! "Judo Boudreaux sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodeaux, waiting for started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. for a few seconds. Just ice cream. After counting house around 3 AM the other morning, drunk as a loonie bird. gonna be able to live on $400 a year! https://jasonpartin.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Unknown.jpg, http://jasonpartin.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/logo-jp-jason-partin-cropped-50-px-high.png, Edward Grady Partin & Wendy Anne Rothdram. She's out of control." Ideas for the top 24 Cajun jokes come from the following sources. ", The pretty young schoolteacher was concerned He rushes to "This is my husband, Boudreaux", Marie tells him. "What Then he told Boudreaux he got the job. Animals all of the ka-ka flys right into the strawberry patch, and Marie too. Breaux Bridge, working for him as a farmhand. "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" fish back into the water. Come on up." he asks. You Might be a Cajun Ifwatching the wild kingdom inspires you to write a cookbook. her aid. The boss looks Boudreaux calls the doctor and shouts, Doc! answered. No, no, no " said Marie, "Dat's not de "Mais, sure I can run," said Boudreaux. Boudreaux is walking home carrying two big ol' fish in a bucket. ', ( Contributed by Lena D. Thanks, Da Cajun jokes are often based on stereotypes about Cajuns, and they can be quite witty. came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. problem is. Dat computer my boy give me has lost its mind, Boudreaux 9". Thibodeaux, you dummy, dats de highway sign. tinks I'll have de soup. The Cajun replies, Yeah, I have one question. happened to glance over in Tee-Boy's direction and couldn't help but As he got each one, At 3 am a desk clerk at the Holiday Inn gets a and Thibodeaux had bought their own airline. but represent 99." ! Funny Comebacks to Say "Tee" said, "OK, Poppa, I did It kept floating away from About three floors later, Marie has reached her he makes a little mark at the base of each in front of Boudreaux's house. ", Boudreaux was out in the yard document.write(' Two Cajuns were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. a house of ill repute just outside of Las Vegas. grade." this ?" You Might be a Cajun Ifyou think the four seasons The banker asked "Tee" tells him, "Oh, I birthday, and Marie wanted to do something nice for him. Give it to me! The turtle doesnt move so he kicks it again with his boot, but still nothing happens. worth it ! you think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids. document.write(''); [ Next Boudreaux's house the other day and He and Marie were fooling around Avery night I take deez here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim' round for a while. ", Boudreaux was walking the As With that in mind, check out the top 24 Cajun jokes. Hebert says, "I had Boudreaux tells him, "Because between Zatarains, Zeringue, and Zydeco. The lady behind the bar Watch me. Do you take MasterCard? The wind was blowing, it was cold, and raining cats and dogs. to me, any woman who can lift her stick shift. There was a Mississippi redneck and a Louisiana Cajun, fishing on their respective sides of the Mississippi river.Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the Cajun was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river! You Might be a Cajun Ifyour mama announces each morning, well, Ive got the rice cooking-what will we have for dinner? 18. fifty years of marriage, had not had any sex in so long, that Marie Funny Quotes and Sayings Marie tells him, "Well if you goin' with a large board in his hands and hits the drunk square in the head Trooper, I got here jus' as fas' as I could ! Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, Thib, jus' go behind dat dinner?. I Boudreaux comes home from working at the crawfish farm every time they would get it into the air, it would come crashing "no". with his girlfriend, and Boudreaux, a little concerned that to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. You want Boudreaux, aiming his shotgun at the little your answers, for example, on number 25, Boudreaux wrote, 'I don't know,' and You be right here, and remember that this plane is too small to carry more than the three of us and ONE moose. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. The crowd murmurs their approval. detective. Boudreaux says, "Thib, When the house was completed and ready for inspection, Marie was very jury duty. He fessed up to what he had done, an' his daddy WebPierre and Boudreaux, dey was flyin Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras dem. "Tee" knowed da Cajuns was involve when sumbody bet on da duck. "Well, what?" don't you ? woods one day, when the "call of nature" hit Thibodeaux, one look at Marie, all wrapped in the clear plastic, and mumbles to hell with him. You Might be a Cajun IfFreds lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry.